Pam Jones revels in travelling Australia from north to south, soaking up the adventure of train travel on the Ghan expedition, and some fine cuisine along the way.
Want a guaranteed way to add some Aussie flavour to your band?
Pop a didgeridoo in it, of course.
Beside Kenny on the cello and Cain and Glenn on bass and gee-tar there was "Starman" Dan, quietly thumping some Aussie vibration to the toe-tapping bush music of Alice Springs' Heartbeat.
We were dining mid-Ghan, our Outback "under the stars" dinner moved inside because of forecast rain and waiters and chefs taking it in their stride to move a two-course buffet for 300 guests from the scheduled old telegraph station outdoors venue to a racecourse marquee.
It was a nice chapter in our four-day Ghan train expedition, and we felt like good luck charms as we hoovered up the buffet and swung around the dance floor. Of all the nights for rain, it chose the night we called into Alice. We're from the (semi) desert too, those of us from Central Otago cried! You're welcome!
It was a "kindred spirit" experience in a place where the heat, dust and adventure felt a little like the Otago of old.
The Ghan is described by Great Southern Rail as its "flagship rail journey" and the ultimate way to do the Australian outback.
I'm inclined to agree, and my husband and I cheerfully soaked up the Ghan's simultaneous laid back/ready-for-the-next-thing-to-happen vibe. Civility and adventure sat neatly side by side. It felt fancy and rugged all at the same time.
The train takes its name from the 19th century Afghan camel drivers who helped explore Australia's remote interior, and its tracks were built in stages. Construction on the line began in 1878, but the section to Alice Springs was only started in 1926 and completed in 1929 (until then, the last part of the journey from Adelaide to Alice had to be made by camel).
It was not until 2004 the line was extended to Darwin, the trip then covering 2979km from beginning to end.
You can now do the Ghan either as a three-day, two-night trip, or take another day (and night) and do The Ghan Expedition, which includes off-train excursions in Katherine, Alice Springs and Coober Pedy (and an optional pay-extra side-flight to Uluru, from Alice).
We did the expedition, boarding the train after two great days in Darwin and five in Kakadu, finding it easy to kick back another notch as we boarded the train.
This is how your day on the Ghan will unfold.
Start with a two-course breakfast, featuring things such as French toasted brioche with passionberry fig jam and double cream; gammon ham steak with bubble and squeak rosti; or eggs baked in napoletana sauce with pulled pork haloumi (plus cereal, artisan toast, coffee and juice).
Then another two courses of lunch including things such as buffalo curry; tropical chicken salad; or tomato, sweet potato and beetroot tart (with wattleseed or bush damper rolls).
For dinner? How's this for a list: crocodile sausage, goat's cheese souffle, Australian saltwater barramundi, prawn and pork dumpling, Kangaroo Island lamb.
And I never forget pudding: mango parfait; ginger and macadamia pudding; chocolate and peanut butter delice with macadamia toffee brittle; pear and strawberry tart with mascarpone.
If you are able to waddle off the train (yes, every dish in the Queen Adelaide Restaurant was as good as it sounds), head off to your daily excursion. We went on a boat trip through the spiritual Nitmiluk Gorge in Katherine, got friendly with wild birds at Alice Springs' Desert Park, and met opal-miners under the ground in Coober Pedy.
I mean it's pretty easy for a guest to enjoy.
We loved sitting in perfect surroundings as we watched the desert from the comfort of the train, tootling from Darwin to Adelaide, ticking off some bucket-list items as we imbibed Aussie chardonnay or beer.
We came back with opals, some leather, some kangaroo jerky.
And a reminder of the expanse of the great land of Oz.
Another time we might overland it in a hardy 4WD.
But this time what a treat to embrace the luxury of train travel.
The Ghan
The Ghan travels various timetables year-long (except for December and January) between Adelaide and Darwin and has high season and shoulder season fares.
The Ghan is a three-day, two-night trip, while the Ghan Expedition (which travels only southbound) is a four-day, three-night trip.
Platinum and gold service on the Ghan includes dining and drinks. The Ghan Expedition also includes off-train excursions in
Katherine, Alice Springs and Coober Pedy.
Platinum rooms feature either a double bed or twin beds, gold rooms feature bunks. All beds fold into seats and couches during
the day. All platinum and gold twin berth rooms have en suite bathrooms. Single gold rooms (with shared bathroom), superior gold rooms (with a three-quarter lower berth bed and single upper berth bed) and gold access rooms (with two single beds and
additional features for the mobility impaired) are also available.
A variety of special packages is on sale to commemorate the Ghan’s 90th anniversary this year, including the Kakadu Splendour package, featuring three nights in Darwin and one in the Kakadu National Park before boarding the Ghan; the Heartland Voyager, featuring additional time in Alice Springs and a trip to Uluru; and Wild Darwin, featuring four nights in Darwin and a day in Litchfield National Park.
For more information go to www.greatsouthernrail.com.au/trains/the-ghan
• Pam Jones travelled with the assistance of Great Southern Rail.