You may be able to satisfy your curiosity about that at the inaugural Strath Taieri St Andrews Day celebration in Middlemarch later this month.
Previously, the annual event has been organised by the Dunedin Edinburgh Sister City Society and held in Dunedin’s Octagon.
But when plans for this year’s event fell through, retired Middlemarch residents Ian and Linda MacKenzie decided to hold their own.
"We normally took part in the Octagon event every year as part of the Combined Clans and Societies Group Otago, and when we heard it wasn’t being held this year, we put it to the group that we should have it at Middlemarch," Mrs MacKenzie said.
The short story was, the group turned down the offer because it thought Middlemarch was too far away, no-one lived there and no-one would come.
"So we thought ‘bugger it, we’ll do it anyway’."
Initially, they pictured a small lunch, a haggis ceremony and some bagpiping.
But it has since grown to include a dog show and a Highland Games interschool challenge for pupils from Middlemarch, Lee Stream and Macraes to compete in.
Events will include lighter-weight versions of the farmer’s walk (carrying two heavy weights), stone carrying, the caber toss, the stone put and a kilted relay race.
The games will also be attended by Highland Games champions, including Australian and New Zealand heavyweight champion Craig Manson, heavyweight champion Danny Devine and heavyweight women’s competitor Lindsey Crazy Wolf.
"They will demonstrate the events and then judge the competitors.
"Sponsorship and donations mean we can offer a trophy and cash prizes to the schools.
"There will also be a prize for the best-dressed Highlander - and that doesn’t include someone wearing a Highlanders rugby jersey.
"It’s going to be a fun day."
Mr MacKenzie said it was fantastic to see the region’s Scottish heritage being given the celebration it deserved.
He said support for the event had "snowballed", and it would be even better than the one in Dunedin.
"Middlemarch - ye cannae beat it."