If someone had said to me: "First week back at work in 2017 you’ll share the front page with Martin Phillipps from The Chills," I would have seen it going a little differently, Lisa Scott writes.
While the rest of the city watches the wallpaper slowly fade, off Laings Rd, in a clearing in the forest, something strange and wonderful is happening, Lisa Scott writes.
The world is split into the chronically late and the dictatorially time-observant - two personality types destined to fraught coexistence, Lisa Scott writes.