The last time you dressed as a woman? Last week. In my show I dress as a lesbian and a high school girl.
Should aeroplane seats recline? No, God no. You've got a tray on the back.
Favourite lady: Gaga, Diana, Macbeth? Diana - definitely.
Ever vacuumed nude? Yes, frequently.
Biggest tip you have given a stripper? $5 - I'm very cheap.
What is your party trick? I can turn a tea towel into a chicken.
- The live-action cartoon Velcro City is on tonight at The Playhouse Theatre and ends on Saturday.
- Hamish Parkinson is an Auckland comedian.
