Most memorable fancy dress?
As a three-headed man. I shared a large pair of trousers with two friends - each trouser leg had three legs in it.
Weirdest rumour you've heard about yourself?
That I have two penises.
The most beautiful women's clothing you've worn?
Stay-up stockings.
Worst thing you've put in your mouth?
A live insect.
Your favourite body part?
My second penis.
Ever made out with a heckler?
No, they don't deserve it.
What are you like behind the wheel?
I can't drive.
Favourite album?
Anything by Fleetwood Mac.
Culinary specialty?
Anything with eggs.
●The comedy "Children & Other Mistakes" is on tonight and tomorrow at Taste Merchants.
