Dealing with those garden monsters

To dehydrate your zucchinis, grate them and squeeze out as much juice as you can. Photo: Hilary...
To dehydrate your zucchinis, grate them and squeeze out as much juice as you can. Photo: Hilary Rowley
It is the season of the annual zucchini tsunami, so I have found a seriously delicious way to use a whole shipload of these prolific beasts.

If you are unable to eat gluten or you are on a ketogenic diet (low carbohydrate), baking anything requires a flour with no wheat, and in the case of keto, no carbs.

Coconut flour is the usual go to, but I am always hunting out things to eat that I can grow myself. Unfortunately, it is still impossible to grow coconuts in New Zealand, but luckily the not-so-humble zucchini comes to the rescue.

There are a few stages in zucchini growing:

EXCITEMENT

Woohoo, I have the first tiny thumb-sized zucchini of the season. We barbecue them whole and eat them with gusto.

PLENTY

I’m still managing to pick zucchini while they are a smallish size. When I offer the excess to people they happily accept and take a few.

TOO MANY

They’re getting overwhelming. The vegetable crisper drawer in the fridge is always full. Offering them to friends results in a most emphatic "no".

MONSTERS IN THE GARDEN

They are doubling in size daily, there are too many to even pick, and nowhere to put them. No-one wants them and we are sick of eating the things.

At the "too many" and "monsters" stages it is time to make zucchini flour.

As we have solar panels the dehydrator is free to use in the daytime, so it is very efficient. If you don’t have solar panels, using the dehydrator on a timer during cheaper night rates might be an option.

Just grate zucchini, squeeze out as much juice as you can (I use my hands), and dehydrate. The resulting dry little chips can be ground into fine flour using a coffee/spice grinder.

You can replace coconut flour at a 1:1 ratio in recipes.

Sublime zucchini-flour chocolate cake, a seriously delicious way to use your burgeoning crop....
Sublime zucchini-flour chocolate cake, a seriously delicious way to use your burgeoning crop. Photo: Hilary Rowley

 

Sublime zucchini-flour chocolate cake

5 eggs

¾ cup of milk or dairy-free milk

⅓ cup of oil (I used rice bran oil)

½ cup of brown sugar or an appropriate quantity of sugar replacement

2 tsp vanilla

¾ cup of zucchini flour

⅔ cup of cocoa powder

1 tsp baking soda

Photo: Hilary Rowley
Photo: Hilary Rowley
½ tsp salt

Line a 20-22cm baking tin with baking paper.

Set oven to 180°C.

Whisk eggs, milk, sugar, oil and vanilla together.

Mix dry ingredients separately.

Pour dry ingredients gently into the bowl of wet and mix gently. Don’t over mix.

Tip the mix into your lined tin and bake for 30-35 minutes or until a skewer comes out cleanly.

Leave in the tin for 10 minutes before tipping out.

Ice with chocolate icing.

This cake is moist and delicious. There is a faint zucchini taste, but nothing that a thick layer of icing won’t fix.

You will get a most emphatic "yes" if you try offering this zucchini to your friends and neighbours and no more monsters in the garden.