Dearest Kim. How's it going in the Dotcom mansion?
Dear John, In a post-Easter spirit of new life and magnanimity, I have forgiven your failure to award me a New Year's gong. You can't hold a wannabe dame down though (not that I am suggesting you would do anything so untoward). I am brimming with innovation and I am thinking big.
It's been exhausting, darlings, this whole iD Fashion Week thing.
John. Go on. Pick me. Please. You know you want to.
Dear friends (including old colleagues from the ODT sports department), I know you have probably all been gutted or on an emotional rollercoaster in the past week or so over Otago rugby. But fair suck of the sav, your performance has let the side down.
Was it a gamble? Could I trust the Queen of Cookery to do the right thing by my Anzac biscuits, or would she be tempted to let them go limp and lose the snap we believed necessary in an A and P show prize-winner?
I was prepared for the triumphant arrival of Ronnie and Maggie, but foolishly forgot they would be accompanied by the talking scales.
If I thought sorting out myriad nooks and crannies in my hellhole of a house was bad for my blood pressure, my attempt for relief from that last week was worse.
Secret consideration about the way a Southern District Health Board committee operates was an error rather than an intentional event, chairman Joe Butterfield says.
Health Minister Tony Ryall has distanced himself from criticism of the impact of his call for fewer committees providing advice to the Ministry of Health.
Suggestions the release of highly critical reports on the national breast-screening programme were delayed to avoid the general election and limit media exposure appear to have been rejected by the Ministry of Health.
People who may have forgotten they gave consent for their newborn baby's blood spots to be used in research after screening for metabolic disorders will not be contacted to see if they are still happy with that decision.
My rapidly diminishing number of brain cells has possibly not been helped by the inhalation of things found in odd containers during the basement clean-up.
Attracting business back to Christchurch's central city area will be hugely difficult, Dunedin business owner Richard Thomson says.
Christchurch's earthquakes changed life irrevocably for thousands. Elspeth McLean talks to Dunedin businessman Richard Thomson about the impact on his retail chain and the staff who helped put it back together.
Frenchman Julien Leblay (30) travels the world encouraging people to give blood, but most countries' blood services would not accept his.
Concerns have been raised in an independent report, and by experts and providers, about the sustainability of a national breast-screening service. Elspeth McLean reports.
New breast-screening television commercials to air next month will be aimed at Maori and Pacific women.
Poor leadership and a "watered-down" monitoring process are undermining New Zealand's breast screening programme, University of Otago associate Prof Brian Cox says.
Southern District Health Board administration staff numbers continue to be well below the 730 limit set by the Government in 2008.